"… India Russia…" (c)
(trying to prove something to my father)
gay ships are the most popular form of shipping because there are so few queer relationships in our media. It speaks to society’s desire to see more diverse representation
ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?
I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR? I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS! SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!
ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE
I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER! THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!
PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?
I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.
Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCREAMING GET WITH THE PROGRAM
WHAT IF THE QUEEN HAD A RAINBOW TAIL? WOULD THAT GET RAIMBOW RANGE OF CHILD TAIL COLORS?
I’m ready to solve help crimes
This is the most popular post with Matt Bellamy in it
dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink
I bet he uses the first blade as a door stop and the demon knife as a book mark
This is the best introduction of a character i’ve ever seen
Please consider nerd!Dean being shy around popular jock!Cas -
That is until they have history class together and get assigned their first group project. When the teacher lets them talk to choose their partners Cas gets up and makes a beeline for Dean - which Dean doesn’t get, because he’s good at computers and physics and drama too, but not history. But then Cas is hanging on his every word as they discuss the project, even when Dean starts talking to himself about how to do a computer thing for their presentation. As they work on their project together Dean notices that Cas gets a weird look on his face whenever Dean gets excited or off on a rant, but it’s a good look (he’s pretty sure).
After they present Cas keeps sitting with him in class, and a few weeks later he frustratingly pushes Dean against the wall by the changerooms and slams their mouths together, pining Dean’s arms at his sides as he sucks the air out of Dean’s lungs (ノ◠‿◠)ノ